spike

[magichammer]

i actually haven't watched buffy

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w2, wednesday

[magichammer]

[ hellooooo roomie, guess who's coming back with more junk to clutter up the room. it's the gal squinting suspiciously at you! ]

... Is that another gnome?

[ she hasn't actually counted the number of gnomes. she never wanted to know ]

few people here have watched buffy

[bloodyromance]

Yeah! Thinkin' of calling him Rupert. What do you think?

[However, because his life's never easy, when he places the gnome down on the bedside table, taped to the bottom of it was...

Sigh.

Another memory crystal.]

[magichammer]

[ ... ]

Rupert is... fine.

[ ............. ]

Uh. As long as her name isn't Rupert. Then it's creepy.

[bloodyromance]

Does she look like a Rupert, girl?

[He just rubs his head. Right. Fuck this week.]

...Her name w – Her name's Buffy. And that's all the questions I'll answer about her, alright?

[magichammer]

Well, I dunno! I know someone who lost his name in a bet and had to take his sister's.

[ Buffy, huh... ]

Speaking of names, is yours really William?

[bloodyromance]

[He smiles thinly.]

Yeah. William the Bloody. Yours really Ulrika or is it also Rupert?

[magichammer]

Of course it's Ulrika, why wouldn't it be?

[ huffs ]

I just can't picture you as a William. Maybe it's the hair?

[bloodyromance]

Well, I had different hair back when I was alive.

Nobody's called me William for about fifty years.

[magichammer]

But it doesn't look all... wispy and falling out...?

[ she's going to squint at his hair now. dang, what are his secrets ]

What'd they call you for the other 50? Just Spike, or something like... Liam or Nick?

[bloodyromance]

Yeah, I don't age. It's bleach. Bleached it back in the 70s.


And they still called me Spike, they just also sometimes called me William.

[magichammer]

Whoa... and it hasn't changed since?!

[ that's some industrial strength bleach there, sir ]

... Never Spilliam?

[ she's So Funny ha ha ]