yoo joonghyuk

[magichammer]

lol is he even going to talk to his annoying teen

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w0, thursday

[magichammer]

[ sometime after the townhall disperses, Ulrika presumably catches YJH in one of the many alleys of the city. unless he's somewhere else? heeeeere MC MC MC ]

Heeeeeeeeey, Mister-

[ she

doesn't know how to say his name ]

-You! Got a second?

[malewife]

[ Here's wherever. He goes all over the place, so it's fine. This time, he's dressed in his own clothes and has his sword hanging off his hip. ]

What is it?

[magichammer]

So... your information sign thing says you're good at cooking. How good would you say you are?

[ she's got her fingers crossed for "Super Duper" ]

[malewife]

Very good.

[ He really isn't sure what they're comparing to? But he isn't going to be modest, nor arrogant. ]

[magichammer]

[ she'll take it ]

Great! Can you teach me? I really need to learn how to cook... meat, or sweets. Fast.

[malewife]

[ He squints. ]

Why would I do that?

[magichammer]

Uhhh... because I'll say please? Pretty please?

[ pleaaaaaaaase ]

[malewife]

... That is nothing.

[ Joonghyuk doesn't offer stuff for free. ]

[magichammer]

[ but surely he will take pity on her if she looks pathetic enoug- lol ]

Come on, I don't want Power to drink my blood! It's supposed to stay in my body, not her stomach!

[malewife]

I would just feed her someone else. If I wasn't so worried that the corpses could be cursed, we could have let her have those.

[ But they burned them. Stinky. ]

[magichammer]

Ohhhh, that's a good idea...




[ wait, the bodies are gone ]

But we got rid of 'em! Where am I supposed to get another one?! Pleaaaaaaaase, it's gotta be easier to learn a recipe than wait for someone to drop dead!

[malewife]

I'll teach you if you can give something in return.

[ That's just how it is, girlie. ]

[magichammer]

Like what? All our skills are gone, and you don't really look like the kinda guy that wants flowers.

[ unless...... he is?????? ]

[malewife]

... I heard there are medicinal herbs in the forest.

[ Better Flowers. ]

[magichammer]

[ hm, that's... reasonable! ]

What's the catch? Are there sprites out there that're gonna jump me?

[ she's gonna do it, but she has to get some digs in now ]

[malewife]

I wouldn't know.

[ ??? ]

[magichammer]

[ ?????? ]

But... you heard about them from someone, so they must've been out there, right?

[malewife]

I am just asking for herbs.

[ Please. ]

Or I’ll take information that I don’t already know.

[magichammer]

No, no, I'll get the herbs!

[ she doesn't know shit after all ]

[malewife]

All right. I can teach you.

[ Except Ulrika will have to get used to cooking in Hell’s Kitchen. ]

[magichammer]

[ i'm so glad Ulrika's going to die in a week or 2 from YJH's lessons ]

Deal! So why do you want the herbs, anyways? Don't tell me you already got injured tripping over something.

[ yeah why would they ever need medicinal herbs in a peaceful place like this ]

[malewife]

I have enough medical knowledge to procure ointment at the very least.

[ Joonghyuk actually is knowledgeable enough to almost be considered a doctor, but he didn't care to tell anyone. ]

[magichammer]

Oh, you do? What's your recipe?

[ what kind of oil does he use for infusion ]

I prefer consumable healing items, but topicals are pretty handy too! And a lot easier to pack.

[malewife]

Potions aren't quite as easy to make since they need a number of ingredients that aren't naturally found in worlds that naturally are without magic.

[ He sighs. ]

I will have to use what's around.

[ ie to oil. ]

[magichammer]

I wouldn't know - I've never been to another world without alchemy before!

[ ....... ]

Wait. "Worlds"? You've done this before?