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- a Country Bumpkin
akira kijima
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2021
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Date:
2021-10-18 04:47 am (UTC)
From:
magichammer
He's 11 months old! They grow so fast, don't they?
[ Uryu has literally not physically changed at all since he hatched ]
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Date:
2021-10-18 04:58 am (UTC)
From:
bloodread
[ ...he might not have any good grasp on how fast babies are supposed to grow, so he just. Nods. ]
We better get back soon so you don't miss his birthday.
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Date:
2021-10-19 12:37 am (UTC)
From:
magichammer
[ . . . .
ding!
]
Ohmigosh, you're right! This place better not make me miss my baby's first birthday, I'll be pissed if it does!
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Date:
2021-10-19 01:22 am (UTC)
From:
bloodread
[ Nods approvingly. ]
Just another reason to find the asshole in charge and knock their lights out.
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Date:
2021-10-19 05:22 am (UTC)
From:
magichammer
Oh, crap! I've got a month to find the perfect gift!
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Date:
2021-10-19 09:14 pm (UTC)
From:
bloodread
[ ...he reaches out and pats her. ]
He'll like whatever you get him, I'm sure. Kids are easy like that.
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Date:
2021-10-19 11:00 pm (UTC)
From:
magichammer
That doesn't mean I can skimp out! I'm not gonna half-ass my baby's first birthday!
[ this is even More Serious than surviving ]
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Date:
2021-10-19 11:21 pm (UTC)
From:
bloodread
What does he like, then? You could get him something from here.
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Date:
2021-10-20 03:26 am (UTC)
From:
magichammer
He likes... challenging himself! And meeting new people! And fruit!
[ is any of that remotely helpful ]
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Date:
2021-10-20 04:01 am (UTC)
From:
bloodread
...go with a fruit. Just not any of the weird ones in a can.
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Date:
2021-10-24 04:46 am (UTC)
From:
magichammer
Do they even sell apples in cans?
[ what a weird capple. ]
Alright, but you have to help me figure out a good one. I don't wanna give him some weird spicy fruit that turns you purple or something.
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Date:
2021-10-24 04:49 am (UTC)
From:
bloodread
Yeah, in syrup and stuff? Some of them are OK but all the shit here is weird.
[ It'd probably be durian or something. ]
I'm not sure fruit can even be spicy. So he likes sweet?
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Date:
2021-10-25 06:23 am (UTC)
From:
magichammer
What, you chicken? Didn't think you were a picky eater.
[ she says, despite being a hypocrite that's never eaten a lychee probably ]
Yeah, he does! So you have to help me find something perfect.
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Date:
2021-10-25 02:55 pm (UTC)
From:
bloodread
Are you gonna eat it with me then?
[ Hold the rest because this is a challenge. Also what are they even eating, details, details. ]
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Date:
2021-10-25 02:56 pm (UTC)
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Date:
2021-10-28 04:19 am (UTC)
From:
magichammer
Uh, obviously - who knows my baby's taste better than me?
[ why are you looking at me i don't even remember where they were anymore when this thread went down. something weird and exotic. ]
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Date:
2021-10-28 05:43 pm (UTC)
From:
bloodread
Good point.
[ It's fine. They can now end this thread by trying out questionable canned foods like guava paste and whole baby conch. ]
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Date: 2021-10-18 04:47 am (UTC)[ Uryu has literally not physically changed at all since he hatched ]
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Date: 2021-10-18 04:58 am (UTC)We better get back soon so you don't miss his birthday.
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Date: 2021-10-19 12:37 am (UTC)Ohmigosh, you're right! This place better not make me miss my baby's first birthday, I'll be pissed if it does!
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Date: 2021-10-19 01:22 am (UTC)Just another reason to find the asshole in charge and knock their lights out.
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Date: 2021-10-19 05:22 am (UTC)Oh, crap! I've got a month to find the perfect gift!
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Date: 2021-10-19 09:14 pm (UTC)He'll like whatever you get him, I'm sure. Kids are easy like that.
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Date: 2021-10-19 11:00 pm (UTC)[ this is even More Serious than surviving ]
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Date: 2021-10-19 11:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-10-20 03:26 am (UTC)[ is any of that remotely helpful ]
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Date: 2021-10-20 04:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-10-24 04:46 am (UTC)[ what a weird capple. ]
Alright, but you have to help me figure out a good one. I don't wanna give him some weird spicy fruit that turns you purple or something.
no subject
Date: 2021-10-24 04:49 am (UTC)[ It'd probably be durian or something. ]
I'm not sure fruit can even be spicy. So he likes sweet?
no subject
Date: 2021-10-25 06:23 am (UTC)[ she says, despite being a hypocrite that's never eaten a lychee probably ]
Yeah, he does! So you have to help me find something perfect.
no subject
Date: 2021-10-25 02:55 pm (UTC)[ Hold the rest because this is a challenge. Also what are they even eating, details, details. ]
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Date: 2021-10-28 04:19 am (UTC)[ why are you looking at me i don't even remember where they were anymore when this thread went down. something weird and exotic. ]
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Date: 2021-10-28 05:43 pm (UTC)